Неделя английского языка. Конкурс диалогов.

КОНКУРС ДИАЛОГОВ

 

 Этот конкурс  впервые проводился во время недели английского языка в нашей школе и  вызвал большой интерес среди учащихся 5-7 классов. Учитывалась не только правильность произношения, но и артистизм выступающих. Самые талантливые артисты получили призы и выразили желание  в дальнейшем снова выступать на сцене.

 

 

 

1

                   Two boys are sitting at the desk, doing their homework.

-What about killing that fly?

-No.

-Why not?

Why should I?

-Isn't it annoying you?

-No, it isn't.

-Well, it is annoying me.

-In that case you kill it yourself!

 

2

-Hello!

-Hello!

-Why are you crying?

-Oh, my father bit me twice.

-And what was the reason for the first time?

-I showed him a day-book with bad marks.

-And what was for the second?

-You see, it was HIS day-book!

 

3

-Mummy!

-Yes, dear! What's the matter? You seem upset!

-Yes!

-Well, what's happened?

-You see...l... well ...

-Come on now.

-All right then, if you must know ...I've got a bad mark.

-What? Again?!

 

4

-Teacher, will you punish a boy for a thing that he didn't do?

-No, Tommy, I shall not punish a boy for a thing he didn't do. Why do you ask?

-I ask you because I didn't do my homework.

 

5  

The telephone conversation.

-Good morning! I want to tell you, teacher,  that Jim can't come to school today. He is ill.

-I am sorry to hear that. Who's speaking?

-This is my father speaking.

 

6

-You are too lazy! Look at your English marks!

-But you know I am not good at English.

-Have you done your homework?

-Not yet.

-Why not?

-I didn't have spare time last night.

-Then you will not have time to watch a new film on TV.

-Oh, father, I'll improve, I promise!

 

7

-Hello, glad to see you!

-Glad to see you too!

-Today's your birthday, isn't it?

-Yes, that's right! It's very kind of you to remember.

-Well! Many happy returns of that day! Here's a present for you.

-Oh, thank you. What beautiful flowers you've brought! I don't know how to thank you!

 

8

At the lesson.

Teacher: Tom and Jack, go to the corners! So, children, listen to me! (Pupils make noise) Mary and Ann, go to the corners too. So, Great Britain is divided into 3 parts: England, Scotland and Wales. {Jim sat down under the desk) Jim, you go to the corner too!

Jim: I'd like to, teacher, but there is no vacant corner in the classroom left.

 

9

Father is looking through the daybook with bad marks.

-I'm losing patience with you, Nick. Jack Smith is younger than you, but he is always the best pupil in the class, and you are always the last.

-You forgot, Dad, he has got awfully clever parents!

 

10

-Good morning, Ignat.

-Good morning, Maxim! Why are you so sad?

-I've got a bad mark in literature. l haven't learnt Pushkin's poem.

-It's a pity. But don't worry. We shall learn it together.

-You are a real friend, thank you! 

 

 

11

-Do you like your teacher, Doris?

-Yes, I like her, but I don't think she knows much.

-How is that?

-Oh, because she asks questions all the time.

 

12

-Tommy, your mother is a teacher and you cannot write a word.

-Your father is a dentist, and your little brother has no teeth.

 

13

 -I say, Nick, why are you so unhappy?

-John invited me to his birthday party but I haven't bought a present for him yet. And now it's too late.

-Never say "die". The shops are still open. We have a lot of time. Come on!

 

14

-Hi! Are you going to school?

-No.

-What's the matter with you?

-I'm not well today .l have a sore throat and a headache.

-But we'll write a control test in mathematics today.

-You see, that is the reason I'm ill. I'm afraid I'll get a bad mark!

 

15

-Little girl, why do you carry that umbrella over your head? It is not raining and the sun isn't shining.

-I carry it now because when it rains Mummy wants it and only when the weather is good I may use it.

 

16

-How long do the mice live?

-That depends.

-What does id depend on?

-That depends on the cat.

 

17

-Dad, can you write with closed eyes?

-Of course I can.

-Then close your eyes and sign my daybook.

 

18

Jack has 2 apples. He gives the smaller one to his little brother.

Fred: You are rude, Jack.

Jack: Why?

Fred: Because you gave me the smaller apple. If I have 2 apples, I always give the larger one and keep the smaller one.

Jack: Well, what's wrong then? You've got the smaller one, haven't 

19

-What are you doing, Peter?

-I'm writing a letter.

-Oh, a letter!

-Yes, I am writing to Bill.

-What are you writing him about?

-Don't ask many questions. Curiosity killed the cat, you know.

 

20

-Jimmy, what is the Russian for "table"?

-I don't know.

-Well, what is the Russian for "father"?

-I don't know.

-Tell me please what 3 words do bad pupils like to use?

-I don't know.

-Correct, at last.

 

21

-Hello, Tommy!

-Hello, Pete!

-Have you any brothers or sisters?

-Yes, I have.

-How many of them?

-They are five.

-And who is the oldest?

-My grandfather.

 

22

Teacher: Tom, your composition is very bad. You must stay at school after classes and write a composition of fifty words.

Tom: What  must I  write about? 

Teacher: You may write on any topic, for example, about your friend, a book, a film.

Tom: May I write about my sister?

Teacher: Of course you may.

Tom takes a pen and writes:

"I have a little sister. Her name is Jane. She has a nice little kitten. She likes it very much. When she goes out into the garden she always follows it and calls it: "Pussy, pussy, pussy..." and so on 50 times. 23

-Hello!

-Hi!

-You know you've got a bad mark in mathematics!

-It's impossible! I've done all the exercises. Oh, God, my mother kills me for that! I am afraid to go home!

-Hey! You are an April Fool!

-Well, I understand now. You are lying. But look! It's 12 o'clock already, and it is you, who is an April Fool. Now I am sure that I will get "5" in mathematics!

24

Teacher: What is the shape of the Earth, Dick?

Dick: Round.

Teacher: How do you know it's round?

Dick: Well, it's square then, I don't want to argue.

 

25

-Hello, Petel

-Hello, Nick!

-When will your summer holidays begin?

-On the 7^th of June.

-Will you stay at home?

-No, I shan't.

-Where do you intend to go?

-I haven't decided yet. And what about you?

-I'll go to the South.

-What will you do there?

-I'll swim and bathe in the sea, sail boats and go on hikes.

-I am sure you will enjoy your holidays there.

 

26

Mother: Jimmy, run over and see how old Mrs. Smith is this morning. 

Jimmy: She said to tell you it was none of your business.

Mother: What in the world did you ask her?

Jimmy: Just what you told me to. I said you wanted to know how old she was.

 

27

Mother: Ann, it's 7 o'clock already! Get up, dear!

Ann: Oh, Mum, I can't. 

Mother: What has happened?

Ann: Well, I think I am ill. I can't go to school Mother: What do you want, my dear?

Ann: I want to play with my doll. Give it to me, please.

Mother: Do you want to eat?

Ann: Yes, Mum, and very much.

Mother: Some porridge?

Ann: Oh, no!

Mother: Then a glass of hot milk?

Ann: Oh, no, no!

Mother: What do you want then?

Ann (Sits down on the bed and enumerates): Well, I want 5 bananas, some orange juice and 10 big candies! Mother: Now I see that you are not ill. Wake up quickly and run to school! (She takes the belt).

Ann: All right, Mum, but don't beat me, please!

                                  (And she runs to the bathroom)