Праздник "День рождения класса"

Гордые , нарядные                                                                                                                                                                     Мы идем по улице.                                                                                                                                                        С добрыми улыбками,                                                                                                                                                                        Все на нас любуются.

«Провожать не надо нас» -                                                                                                                                                                                   Мы сказали маме.                                                                                                                                                                                                         А в какой идем мы класс?                                                                                                                                                  Догадайтесь сами.

Уч.: Ну конечно в первый. Вы проучились 8 недель и стали настоящими учениками. Приглашаем всех на веселый праздник , который называется-«День рождения класса». Сегодня вы - именинники!

Бегал в садике давно я,                                                                                                                                                                                               Он за мыльным пузырем.                                                                                                                                                                      А теперь Сережа в школе,                                                                                                                                                          Нынче встреча с «Букварем».

Со стены, где спозаранок ,                                                                                                                                                               Скачет зайчик золотой,                                                                                                                                                                  Смотрят ласково из рамок                                                                                                                                                              Ломоносов и Толстой.

Смотрят прямо на Сережу,                                                                                                                                                         Мудрым взором говоря,                                                                                                                                                             Что они когда-то тоже ,                                                                                                                                           Начинали с «Букваря».

Пусть зовут нас семилетки,                                                                                                                                                                        Пусть не ставят нам отметки,                                                                                                                                                            Но ведем мы дневники -                                                                                                                                                                         Все же мы ученики.

Любим чистый светлый класс-это раз ,                                                                                                                                                                   Там читаем мы слова-это два.                                                                                                                                                               Ну  а в третьих, я Лариске ,                                                                                                                                                          Сам пишу уже записки.                                                                                                                                                     И бабуля говорит : «Мой внучонок - вундеркинд!».

Настроение у нас                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    Портит только третий класс.                                                                                                                                                         Когда слышим мы в тиши :                                                                                                                                      «Отойдите , малыши!».

Ну какой же я малыш,                                                                                                                                                                   Если я у брата,                                                                                                                                                                                                       Сам собрал и разобрал                                                                                                                                     Микрокалькулятор.

Уч.: Да вы уже не малыши , а настоящие школьники. Прошел сентябрь, октябрь  заканчивается, и мы с гордостью говорим:

Мы теперь не просто дети , мы теперь ученики !                                                                                                                 Песня.

Уч.- А скажите, зачем надо ходить в школу?

Уч.: - Аня ,постой, ты куда?

Аня: - Я домой!                    

Уч.: - Как домой?

Аня: - А мне не нужно ходить в школу, я уже умею и читать, и писать ,и считать.

Уч.: - Аня, подожди, а ты знаешь ,сколько будет, если 835/5?                                                                                                    Аня: - Нет .                                                             

Уч.: - А ты знакома с коромыслом, которое умеет летать?                                                                                                      Аня: - Нет.                                                                                                                                                                                                                Уч.: - А как будет по-английски «Добрый день»?                                                                                                                                        Аня: - А что это все учат в школе? Ну тогда я остаюсь.                                                                                                               Уч.: - Вот и хорошо. Именно в школе ты узнаешь обо все этом.

Уч.: А сейчас веселый звонок зовет наших первоклассников на урок.                                                                           

День погожий, день веселый,                                                                                                                                                                    Небо - золото и синь,                                                                                                                                                           Белокаменная школа   ,                                                                                                                                                            Среди елок и осин.                                                                                                                                                                                  Рядом – роща ,рядом – поле,                                                                                                                                                                Знают заяц и сурок                                                                                                                                                                                   Если тихо в нашей школе-                                                                                                                                                       Значит ,там идет урок.

Уч . : Первым уроком у нас –Письмо!                                                                                                                                                Ох ,и трудное заданье-                                                                                                                                                                   Буквы правильно писать ,                                                                                                                                                                        И у Саши есть желанье                                                                                                                                                                             Вам про это рассказать.

Долго нас писать учили ровно,                                                                                                                                                                И примерно через год  -                                                                                                                                                                 Написал я слово «кот».                                                                                                                                                             Получился он не сразу.                                                                                                                                                               Вышел он как по заказу.                                                                                                                                                                                                                                           Весь рябой ,хвост трубой.                                                                                                                                                  Залюбуется любой!                                                                                                                                                                    

 Очень хочется ,ребята,                                                                                                                                                          Поскорее подрасти.                                                                                                                                                                              Мы уже умеем в слове                                                                                                                                                             Ударение найти.

В нашем классе ,не в лесу                                                                                                                                                                         Громко звали мы лису.                                                                                                                                                              Закричали мы: «Лиса»,                                                                                                                                                                                 Зазвенели голоса.                                                                                                                                                                                                                                             Это мы искали все                                                                                                                                                                                Ударение в лисе.                                                                                                                                                                                              Мне подумалось : «А вдруг,                                                                                                                                                                                      Прибежит лиса на звук!»                                                                                                                                                                                Мы ее на парту сзади ,                                                                                                                                                                         Рядом с Коленькой посадим.                                                                                                                                                                         Посиди у нас , лиса,                                                                                                                                                              Подождут тебя леса!

Уч . : Ребята ,а вдруг это и правда лиса прибежала из стихотворения?

Входят Лисенок ,Бельчонок ,Медвежонок.

Уч.:- Здравствуйте ,зверята!                                                                                                                                                          

Лис. : - А нельзя ли будет нас,                                                                                                                                                              Взять с собою в первый класс?                                                                                                                                                          

Уч. :  -Если вы хотите с нами?                                                                                                                                             

Все : - Хотим ,хотим ,хотим!                                                                                                                                                                

Уч.:-Тогда мы проверим наши знания.                                                                                                                                    

Все: - Мы согласны , согласны.                                                                                                                                                          

Уч .: - Не спешите соглашаться,                                                                                                                                                       Так легко и просчитаться.                                                                                                                                                                Ну – ка ,Мишка ,нам скажи,                                                                                                                                                          Сколько будет 2+3?                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                           

Мишка :Это будет ,это будет                                                                                                                                                                     Что –то около 6.

Дети : - Нет!                                                                                                                                                                                                 

Уч. : - Задание 2.Я возьму вот эти буквы ,                                                                                                                                                              И из них сложу я слово.                                                                                                                                                                    Вот уже и все готово!                                                                                                                                                                                            Эй ,Бельчонок ,посмотри,                                                                                                                                                             Что написано ,прочти!                                                                                                                                                                 

Бельч. : - Хоть я маленький бельчонок,                                                                                                                                         Даже утром и спросонок,                                                                                                                                                                                    Прочитаю лучше всех                                                                                                                                                                                Слово сладкое-ОРЕХ!                                                                                                                                                                      

Лис . : - Каждый братец мой лисенок                                                                                                                                            Прочитает без ошибки                                                                                                                                                                      Слово вкусное такое                                                                                                                                                         Ну, конечно, -  это РЫБКА !                                                                                                                                                           

Мед . : - Ха – ха – ха ! Аж смех берет.                                                                                                                                                                               Где тут рыбка ? Это – МЕД !                                                                                                                                                                       

Уч . : - Успокойтесь ,успокойтесь                                                                                                                                                                                             И , пожалуйста , не ссорьтесь !                                                                                                                                            Ребятишки , посмотрите,                                                                                                                                                                    Слово правильно прочтите!                                                                                                                                                                                       

Дети: Школа!                                                                                                                                                                                               

Уч . : - Так что вы ,гости ,приходите в первый класс.                                                                                                                        Мы всему научим Вас !                                                                                                                                                          

Песня.                                                                                                                                                                                                      

Уч. : - Мы проучились всего 2 месяца и вот какое впечатление о школе после первых уроков.                                                          

Под березкой в тиши,                                                                                                                                       Собралися малыши.                                                                                                                                                                        Малышам сказал Тарас.                                                                                                                                                                                                                                      

Самый трудный первый класс.                                                                                                                                                  Всех труднее первый класс.                                                                                                                                                 Потому, что первый раз!                                                                                                                                                              

Расселись ребята на бревнышки в ряд ,                                                                                                                                                        И тихо о школе втроем говорят.                                                                                                                                                                       

«Мне нравится школа»,   -                                                                                                                                                                Алина сказала  -                                                                                                                                                                                 Всю жизнь я о школе ,ребята ,мечтала!                                                                                                                                                         

А мне ,чуть подумав промолвила Лена,                                                                                                                                                Мне нравится больше всего перемена!                                                                                                                                             

Дети : - Перемена?                                                                                                                                                                                  

Уч . : - И у нас сейчас будет перемена. Игра «Живые слоги»

 Бу ва ма но ти А та ню на  Ро Ма на ри Зи Во ра ра  Ве.                                                                                                                                                       

Я произношу слова ,а вы быстро должны найтись.

  Анюта ,Марина ,Зина ,Вова, Рома ,Вера ,Буратино.                                                                                                                      

Какое правило повторили?                                                                                                                                                         

Динь – дилень ,                                                                                                                                                                                  Звенит звонок,                                                                                                                                                                  Начинается – УРОК!                                                                                                                                                                                       

Дети : - Урок !                                                                                                                                                                                                             

Уч . :Вторым уроком у нас математика.                                                                                                                                                                                             Мы с вами уже научились считать                                                                                                                                                                                                       И цифры любые слагать ,отнимать.                                                                                                                                                                Я дам вам примеры и мой вам совет,                                                                                                                                                                               Вы скорее найдите ответ.                                                                                                                                                                       

8-4    .                                                                                                                                                                                              Получится 4. Четыре похоже на стул,                                                                                                                                                                 Его я чуть перевернул.                                                                                                                                                                          

3+3  .                                                                                                                                                                                                         Получится 6.Цифра 6 – дверной звоночек,                                                                                                                           Сверху крюк ,внизу крючочек.                                                                                                                                                            

3-2  .                                                                                                                                                                                                                          Это будет один ,иль единица                                                                                                                                                               Очень тонкая ,как спица!                                                                                                                                                                                        

3-1.                                                                                                                                                                                                          Получится 2.Полюбуйтесь какова,                                                                                                                                                Выгибает двойка шею ,                                                                                                                                                                                        Волочится хвост за нею.                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                      

5+2 .                                                                                                                                                                          Получится 7.Семерка точно острая коса.                                                                                                                                        Коси коса ,пока остра !                                                                                                                                                                                          

4+1.                                                                                                                                                                                                  Получится 5.Ручку вправо потянула,                                                                                                                                                             Ножку круто изогнула,                                                                                                                                                                                  А потом пошла плясать.                                                                                                                                                                               По бумаге цифра пять.                                                                                                                                                               

Входит двойка.                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                     Двойка : - Вот так всегда! Как о пятерке ,так ручку, ножку потянула ,заплясала ,а как обо мне ,так с длинной шеей ,с клювом. Да вы знаете ,что я самая любимая отметка детей .Ведь правда ,ребята?                                          

Дети : - Нет!                                                                                                                                                                                          

Двойка : - Да как же нет ?У вас и в тетрадях ,наверное ,одни двойки .Ну–ка ,похвалитесь!                                                    

 Уч .: - Нет ,уважаемая двойка. У ребят нет отметок ,как ты .Они стараются, учатся и будут получать только пятерки.                                                                                                                                                                                                                       

Двойка : - Подумаешь ,пятерка !Да вы ,наверное, такие врунишки ,шалунишки .Уроки не учите, примеры не решаете ,заданий не выполняете! Ведь так ?                                                                                                                  

Уч.: - Да что ты ,ребята очень серьезно относятся к учебе ,стараются побольше сделать ,узнать много интересного !                                                                                                                                                                                  

Двойка: - Можно подумать ,что они уже что-то узнали! НЕ-ВЕ-РЮ!                                                                                     

Уч. : - Не веришь – проверь !                                                                                                                                                         

Двойка: - А как же вы думаете и проверю .И не только ,что знают ,но и что умеют.                                           

  Играет.                                                          

Двойка : - Так я не играю ,вы и вправду много знаете и умеете. Оценка «2» вам не нужна .Я лучше пойду и забудь те ,что есть такая оценка!                                                                                                                                               

Оценку такую ,никому не желаем.                                                                                                                                                Такую оценку оставим  лентяям.                                                                                                                                                                                       Но как цифра двойка очень важна,                                                                                                                                                       Ведь в примере и счете она очень важна.                                                                                                                                          

Уч. : - -Садись ,двойка, и послушай ,как дети умеют считать и решать задачи.                                                                             

Все что вижу во дворе я ,                                                                                                                                                   Все что вижу на пути!                                                                                                                                                                             Я сумею! Я сумею,                                                                                                                                                                 Сосчитать до 10.                                                                                                                                                                                    

Дети : Едем с мамой в зоосад ,                                                                                                                                                                                       И считаем всех подряд.                                                                                                                                                              

Пробегает дикообраз – это раз.                                                                                                                                                                                           Чистит перышки сова – это два ,                                                                                                                                                                                       Третьей стала россомаха,                                                                                                                                                                                      А четвертой- черепаха.                                                                                                                                                                           Серый волк улегся спать – это пять.                                                                                                                                             Попугай в листве густой ,он шестой.                                                                                                                                                     Вот лисенок рядом с лосем –                                                                                                                                                             Это будет семь и восемь.                                                                                                                                                                                                                       Девять - это бегемот ,рот ,как бабушкин комод.                                                                                                                               В клетке ходит лев косматый ,                                                                                                                                                                   Он последний ,он десятый.                                                                                                                                                             Дальше нам не сосчитать,                                                                                                                                                             Надо снова начинать.                                                                                                                                                                            

Уч .: - Вопрос самым внимательным :Кто был 5 ,7 ,10 ?(Волк ,лисенок ,лев).                                                                                                              

Уч  : - А кто еще может рассказать математические стихи? По-моему ,некоторые родители.                                            

Мама : - Артем ,вот 4 красивые груши ,                                                                                                                                     Лежат на тарелке ,не кушай ,а слушай.                                                                                                                                                              Если одна из них брату достанется.                                                                                                                                                        Сколько тебе на тарелке останется?                                                                                                                                               

Сын : - Две ,отвечаю я.                                                                                                                                                                                    

Мама : - Ну почему ? Одну ведь ты брату отдашь своему?                                                                                                        

Сын : - Да я то бы рад ,                                                                                                                                                                     Мне пример этот ясен ,                                                                                                                                                                        Но только мой брат  -                                                                                                                                                                          На одну не согласен.                                                                                                                                                                       

Мама : - А ну-ка ,малыш,                                                                                                                                                                                       Отвечай мне урок ,                                                                                                                                                                                     В кармане твоем                                                                                                                                                                                    3 ореха ,дружок?                                                                                                                                                                  

Побаловать мама сыночка решила ,                                                                                                                                                           Еще два ореха в карман положила.                                                                                                                         

Запомнил !Теперь все орехи сложи.                                                                                                                                  Сколько в кармане орехов ,скажи ?                                                                                                                                              

Сын : - Сколько орехов ?Да ни одного.                                                                                                                                         

Мама : - Ты огорчишь так отца своего ,                                                                                                                                                                  Считать не умеешь ,                                                                                                                                                                            Позор для семьи.                                                                                                                                                                                            

Сын : - Дырявые ,мама, карманы мои.                                                                                                                                                 

Уч . : - Ребята ,сколько же орехов?